Lavaca County
Widlife

Is it ever gonna rain again here? (RIBBET!)

  • Sup? (RIBBET!) We need to have a little talk...
    Sup? (RIBBET!) We need to have a little talk...

    So, (RIBBET!) are you folks doin' everything you can (RIBBET!) to make sure we see some rain here for a change?

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    I had to take up residence (RIBBET!) in this stinking water trough (RIBBET!) where this whole band of critters (RIBBET!) shows up about every 10 minutes in daylight...

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    I'm talking goats, pigeons, the occasional stray cow, chickens (RIBBET!), snakes, stray dogs, hawks..

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    That last one like to swallowed your dear friend Kermit here...

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    All I'm saying is I sure would like to get back down to the creek (RIBBET!), sooner preferable to later (RIBBET!) thing is, it ran dry months ago now ...

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    I overheard that dorky people of mine (RIBBET!) talking on some sort of weird box he held to his head (RIBBET!) say that this weekend had the best chance of rain in weeks...

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    All I'm saying is I hope you make sure you said your prayers (RIBBET!) lit some candles or whatever it is you do (RIBBET!). Just make sure it's done!

    Because I gotta get out of this trough (RIBBET!) My great great uncle Kermiticus even wrote song about it, you see...

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    Perhaps you heard it? "It ain't easy being green?"

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    That is all... (RIBBET, RIBBET!!)